Now as many of you readers may have noticed there is an epidemic spreading, a deadly pathogen, a plague. Its not Ebola but I wish it was. Its worse than the dude that first contracted AIDS from a monkey. Its the Dad Bod. So this Dad Bod is a new trending body type, though I hesitate pretty hardly on calling it a body or even a type, its more like a lack of both. The Dad Bod reminds me a lot of a wax sculpture of a body that was left out in the sun all day. Apparently some girls are crazy about this. I'm gonna go ahead now and dive into a place of no return, the female psyche and try to understand exactly why girls are attracted to the Dad Bod and why anyone reading this should not fall into this deadly trap.
Okay now, I'm about as shallow as a plate of cereal, my brain has two halves, left and right swipe (a tinder reference). So when girls started right swiping hard lefts, I knew something wasn't adding up. So evidently the Dad Bod craze isn't about physical appearance or a man's body type. With some few exceptions most girls are not going to say that the guy who's body looks like really beat mashed potatoes (the Dad Bod) is hotter than the guy who has the body of a Greek God. What they're really saying is that they're attracted to a human version of a melted ice cream cone for the same reason that I like getting all my life advice from Dr. Oz and Elite Daily articles. Its easy, its all about me, and it tells me exactly what I want to hear. Its literally the attraction to the human version of complacency. Believe it or not there some dudes with beer guts that have goals and strong personalities, but now thanks to the Dad Bod craze, being a person of worth is now just as unattractive as being in shape. I kid you not, you cannot write this stuff. This isn't science fiction, this isn't fantasia, this is 100% reality. This is the world we live in today and I'm not raising kids in this to be expected to just be pushovers.
One last thing to get straight is that Leonardo DiCaprio is not the poster boy for Dad Bods. He is an extremely successful, multimillionaire who is also extremely talented and 40 years old! What these girls are going for is more like a human foul ball at the ripe age of 20. Look I get it, you can't strike out if you keep hitting foul balls. They're literally going after guys who are good at nothing and barely mediocre at everything. These guys do not care enough to do anything with passion and they won't argue with you when you want to put up those Live, Laugh, Love decals on the wall of his apartment that you just decided to move into. I'm just going to leave it at that and you can decide for yourself if this whole Dad Bod craze is a good thing
Sunday, December 6, 2015
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Best Athletes
The best athletes in the United States typically come from the southeast or southwestern regions of the United States. While the more tough hard knock power type performing kids come from the Midwest or Northern regions of the United States. Obviously this isn't always true for everyone you can find fast small athletic kids in the north and a big powerhouse performing player in the midwest.
College Football is a prime example of this if you look at teams in the North or Midwestern conferences you don't find a lot of fast pace speed offenses, while on the other hand when looking at the majority of teams in the southern regions they play more fast pace offenses and playing styles. That is what makes college football fun to watch because people are interested in how teams will match up and what playing style will work better.
Outdoor sports are more competitive in the south due to weather which allows them to play all year round instead of taking breaks for several months while its cold and crappy weather is occurring. That is why you see this athletic comparison mainly in football because in regions in bad weather they take breaks from the sports instead of playing all year round. Another sport that is more dominant in the south is baseball because they play all year round and don't stop. Sports that are dominated in the north and midwest though are sports like wrestling because kids in the regions with bad weather take breaks from the more popular sports and compete in a very hard knock sport. Athletes can come from anywhere in the U.S. though just matters how hard they are willing to work at what they want.
College Football is a prime example of this if you look at teams in the North or Midwestern conferences you don't find a lot of fast pace speed offenses, while on the other hand when looking at the majority of teams in the southern regions they play more fast pace offenses and playing styles. That is what makes college football fun to watch because people are interested in how teams will match up and what playing style will work better.
Outdoor sports are more competitive in the south due to weather which allows them to play all year round instead of taking breaks for several months while its cold and crappy weather is occurring. That is why you see this athletic comparison mainly in football because in regions in bad weather they take breaks from the sports instead of playing all year round. Another sport that is more dominant in the south is baseball because they play all year round and don't stop. Sports that are dominated in the north and midwest though are sports like wrestling because kids in the regions with bad weather take breaks from the more popular sports and compete in a very hard knock sport. Athletes can come from anywhere in the U.S. though just matters how hard they are willing to work at what they want.
Thursday, December 3, 2015
Kuentucky basketball
Kentucky basketball has made a huge name for there program, throughout my lifetime they have been a very competitive program in college basketball. In the past few years they have one multiple championships and also had nearly perfect seasons. Last year was a prime example of what I mean when I refer to them as a very solid program, they should have went undefeated last year but the pressure got to them and they lost one of there lasts games of the season.
Kentucky may have lost that game but everybody who pays attention to college basketball knows that they were easily the most dominant and best basketball team in the country. This year they have potential to be that good as well they have started off winning the maui invitational winning against another very dominant college basketball program The university of Duke. Kentucky is currently ranked at the 2nd best college basketball since the 1985 the best program is Duke. Kentucky nearly had another perfect season about 3 or 4 years ago when Anthony Davis was playing for them but they losses late in the season but they still managed to win the NCAA tournament.
One thing other basketball programs don't have is the large amount of NBA players that Kentucky consistently brings in every year. In the past few years they almost have had all there starters go to the NBA after a year or 2 of playing. I feel like Kentucky basketball is only at its prime to and they will keep getting more dominant every year in the future. Kentucky has a different system thought then the university of Duke; Kentucky has one and done players and just recruits all stars. The university of Duke has a different system on winning they build a team involving players that will play good with each other and recruiting players that are willing to play college ball for 2 to 4 years and build up an expierenced team.
Kentucky may have lost that game but everybody who pays attention to college basketball knows that they were easily the most dominant and best basketball team in the country. This year they have potential to be that good as well they have started off winning the maui invitational winning against another very dominant college basketball program The university of Duke. Kentucky is currently ranked at the 2nd best college basketball since the 1985 the best program is Duke. Kentucky nearly had another perfect season about 3 or 4 years ago when Anthony Davis was playing for them but they losses late in the season but they still managed to win the NCAA tournament.
One thing other basketball programs don't have is the large amount of NBA players that Kentucky consistently brings in every year. In the past few years they almost have had all there starters go to the NBA after a year or 2 of playing. I feel like Kentucky basketball is only at its prime to and they will keep getting more dominant every year in the future. Kentucky has a different system thought then the university of Duke; Kentucky has one and done players and just recruits all stars. The university of Duke has a different system on winning they build a team involving players that will play good with each other and recruiting players that are willing to play college ball for 2 to 4 years and build up an expierenced team.
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